it is the year 2001. space (ie the next door neighbours roof) is still the final frontier!

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only the insane captain caffeine has the guts to to do what no pleasant road man has done before, send a rocket straight onto the neighbours roof!!!

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with the launch pad and hi tech barrier gaurd in place the minute of takeoff approaches!

only the most accurate rocket alignment will ensure this high tech equipment makes it to it's final target, either somewhere in the alley behind the back fence or maybe into someones tree.

but oh no! only one thing can stop the launch!! it's the evil alien feline!!!

ARGARHGARAGH it attacks!!!

the end.

and now a flashback to the past

*** james in motion guest starring abe ***

*** james in motion guest starring faye ***

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